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process servered adj. Too drunk to accept the formal announcement that the evening has begun legal proceedings against you. process theologied adj. Having drunk enough to find divinity both affected by, and accountable for, the sequence of last night's events. Karleena woke process theologied and argued that the lost shoe had influenced the whole temporal process. process timed adj. Reduced by drink to counting each reply as a separate computation, with a noticeable interval before results appear. process tomographied adj. Drunk and confidently reading the pub's changing atmosphere as though it were industrial machinery. Oaken diagnosed the bar's pressure gradients, thoroughly process tomographied, before ordering everyone outside. process upseted adj. Drunk to the point where a minor operational deviation becomes grounds for shutting the whole evening down. process window indexed adj. Drunk past the point of judging the evening's safe operating range, yet confident in widening it. process workered adj. Drunk beyond recognising the machinery, but certain that pressing every button constitutes supervision. process-servered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning's bills and messages as legal documents requiring personal service. Eeliyah woke process-servered and delivered the electricity bill to herself with solemn ceremony. process-servinged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every summons delivered to the wrong person with absolute procedural confidence. Burgandie was process-servinged and handed the landlord a birthday card as though it were a summons. processabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every obstacle appears readily processable by this person alone. processed (/ˈpɹəʊsɛsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of being a person and into a sequence of events with a regrettable final product. Walene was processed, no longer a person but a sequence producing a regrettable final result. processed cheesed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming smooth, durable and difficult to separate from the snack table. processeed adj. Drunk on the strength of having undergone one procedure, and now expecting all consequences to be automatic. processered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still volunteering to process matters nobody has brought forward. processibilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any problem seem processible, provided this person is allowed to explain it. processided adj. Drunk by the third round, and resembling a small, determined creature proceeding in an unexpectedly organised manner. Taliq was processided, advancing beneath the table with remarkable purpose and no explanation.