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processing timed adj. Too drunk to distinguish elapsed calculation from the time spent confidently waiting for it. processing united adj. Having drunk enough to combine every incoming stream of information into one decisive, incorrect output. processinged (/ˈpɹəʊsɛsɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and still converting every simple decision into an extended internal operation. Lilita was processinged and required several minutes to choose between leaving and continuing to sit. processionaled adj. You have drunk enough to supply your own entrance music and mistake the walk home for a formal occasion. processionalisted adj. You are drunk and committed to joining any moving line, regardless of its destination or purpose. Merridee was processionalisted and joined a queue for a cash machine in another town. processionaried adj. Of a drinker: moving in a determined column towards food, with confidence exceeding navigation. Davantae was processionary, leading four friends towards a locked restaurant by moonlight. processionary caterpillared adj. Of a drinker who has formed an orderly queue behind one bad idea and is searching for sustenance. Kazeem was processionary caterpillared, guiding the group in single file towards a closed takeaway. processioned (/pɹəˈsɛʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the situation required, yet continuing forward as though progress itself were approval. Yirmeyah was processioned and advanced towards the closed nightclub with ceremonial certainty. processionered adj. Describing a drinker who joins a parade without knowing what is being celebrated or where it ends. processioninged adj. A drinker who fixes the pub's boundaries by pacing them, then disputes the resulting survey. processionismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route by which anything arrives becomes a theological matter. processionisted adj. Drunk to a degree that the walk from the sofa to the kitchen acquires ceremonial importance. Jomarion made a formal procession to the kitchen for a glass of water, thoroughly processionisted. processivenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of adding one careful domestic task after another without completing any. processivitied (/pɹɑsɛˈsɪvətid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one association with the sofa, continuing to collect blankets until physically disassociated. Briania became processivitied and gathered every blanket within reach before settling down. processologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and concerned with the precise order in which the cups reached the sink. processomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembling a dense household complex around the sofa. Prudance sat processomed beneath blankets, cushions and a carefully positioned glass of water.