processor timed
prochiralitied

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processor timed adj. Still drunk, and occupying the kitchen's available attention long after the appliance has finished. processored (/ˈpɹəʊˌsɛsə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and processing every leftover into a meal of uncertain architecture. Anthonique was processored, turning cold vegetables and toast into a late kitchen arrangement.
processualismed adj. Too drunk to regard the evening as anything but a sequence of domestic procedures. Tateyana became processualismed and treated removing her shoes as a multi-stage household inquiry. processualisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to defend the method of making tea while neglecting the tea itself. processualitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the process of sitting down more important than the sitting. processus mamillarised adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a rounded prominence beneath the duvet and remain there. processus mastoideused adj. You are drunk and resting the back of your head against the sofa as though it were anatomical equipment. processused adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can project, with one arm extending towards the water. procetofened adj. Of a drinker: broad-spectrum in the kitchen, treating every leftover as equally suitable for application. prochaetodermatided adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a fine protective fringe of crumbs around the mouth. Natae sat prochaetodermatided on the sofa, surrounded by toast crumbs and a glass of water. prochain amied adj. A drinker who appoints the nearest sober person to manage the journey to the sofa. Arora became prochain amied and entrusted the route from the kitchen to the sofa to a neighbour. prochamazulened adj. Describing a drinker who has taken on the blue-grey calm of the kitchen before dawn. prochein amied adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa's nearest occupant becomes responsible for every practical decision. Jamone was prochein amied, leaving Jasi to locate the duvet and secure the kitchen tap. prochemerinned adj. The state of being drunk and gradually turning the sofa into a precursor of sleep. Driti became prochemerinned beneath a blanket, with sleep visibly approaching across the cushions. prochilodontided adj. The condition of a drinker who circles the kitchen once before returning to the same glass. Aaima was prochilodontided, making a slow circuit of the kitchen before drinking the water.
prochiralitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can reach either side of the sofa but chooses neither.