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prochitinased adj. Reduced by drink to encouraging the formation of a hard shell around the remaining biscuits. prochlorazed adj. Softened by drink into a broad-spectrum household treatment, applied indiscriminately to cushions and leftovers. prochlorophyted (/pɹəʊˈklɒɹəfʌɪtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright green opinion about the kitchen plants and their watering schedule. prochlorperazined (/ˌpɹəʊ.klɔːˈpɛ.ɹə.ziːnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an evening of anti-nausea precautions, quiet speech and careful proximity to the sofa. Dahlyla was prochlorperazined, keeping a bowl, water and the sofa within practical reach. prochoicered adj. The state of being drunk and treating every morning-after decision as a matter of personal autonomy. prochoosed adj. Too drunk to pour wine from an ancient two-handled jug without addressing it first. prochordated adj. Sufficiently drunk to insist that the pub has a backbone, though nobody can find it. prochorioned adj. Having drunk enough to wrap yourself in a temporary protective layer and call it sound judgement. prochronismed (/ˈpɹoʊkɹənɪzmd/) adj. Having drunk more than yesterday permits, and assigning last orders to an earlier century. Harper-marie got prochronismed and insisted the landlord had called last orders in 1987. prochymased adj. You have drunk enough to become the precursor of a digestive enzyme, pending one more round. Angelicamarie was prochymased and awaiting conversion beside the hand pump. prochymosinned adj. You are drunk and still only the precursor to a proper pub-floor collapse. Yisel was prochymosinned, not yet converted into the full article by the bar staff. procidenced adj. Of a drinker: fallen down in stages, with the final descent occurring beside the optics. procidentiaed adj. Of a drinker who has descended bodily beyond the point at which dignity can be retrieved. procimequatted adj. Describing a drinker who combines lime-like sharpness with small, persistent citrus insistence. procincted adj. A drinker who is completely ready for action, but cannot locate the action or the other shoe. procingulumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the front of every tooth has become the beginning of an anecdote. Aubray became procingulumed and inspected everyone’s teeth beneath the pub’s yellow light.