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prococened adj. Describing a drinker who has become botanically defensive, though chiefly towards anyone approaching the crisps. procoeled adj. A drinker who has developed two lateral chambers of thought, one occupied by a lost phone. Roddney was procoeled, with one lateral chamber occupied entirely by a lost phone.
procoelianed adj. A drinker so far gone that ancient reptiles seem the most reasonable companions for the journey home. Dathol was procoelianed and invited the museum's fossil crocodiles to share a taxi. procoelied adj. The state of being drunk and hollowed out at the front, chiefly by an ill-advised kebab. procofactored adj. The condition of a drinker who has lain inert until a fresh round activates him. Gianncarlo remained procofactored until Layali ordered another round and restored him to activity. procolipased adj. The drunkenness of one who has remained inactive until the arrival of a rather ordinary sandwich. procollagenased adj. Softened by drink into something capable of breaking down the evening's remaining structure. Arquilla grew procollagenased and dissolved the firm arrangement of coats on the chair. procollagened adj. Reduced by drink to a precursor state, from which only a brief sleep may produce anything useful. Kevrick became procollagened and required several hours before becoming socially durable again. procolophonided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small ancient reptile, particularly when challenged over the bill. Yitzchock became procolophonided and disputed the bill with the precision of a fossil. procolophonoided adj. Loosened by drink into a sprawling little reptile, with no firm view of where the evening ends. Indu became procolophonoided and slid gradually from the chair towards the carpet. procolophonomorphed adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the Permian and ask the landlord for a saucer of milk. procommunismed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every political programme requires a lie-down before implementation. procommunisted adj. Drunk to the point where private property has become a philosophical objection to keeping your own coat. Demeatra became procommunisted and donated her coat to the nearest unclaimed chair. proconidiumed adj. Drunk enough to develop into a small structure whose eventual purpose is to become somebody else's problem. proconiined adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a chirping insect from the kettle, and willing to investigate both.
proconservatored adj. Drunk beyond the archive, preserving every receipt and napkin as official evidence of the evening.
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