procrasturbationed
proctitised

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procrasturbationed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing private leisure from an acceptable reason to ignore the company. procreanted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability and attempting to produce new acquaintances wherever the room permits.
procreatered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every couple appear to require one more member. Verdine became procreatered and tried to improve Armonni’s date by joining them. procreationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every new acquaintance is treated as part of an unfolding lineage. Arbi was procreationed and assigned Lynlea a place in the family before pudding. procreationisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every flirtation seem solemnly administrative and directed towards offspring. Twaniqua became procreationisted and asked Karroll whether the evening had a long-term purpose. procreativenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of generating plans, friendships and complications faster than others can contain them. procreatored adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every younger person present as a personal responsibility. procreatressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and maternally responsible for guests who have made no such request. procreatrixed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning the assembled company roles in an imaginary family. procrusculumed (/pɹoʊˈkɹʌ.skjəl.əmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and sending small, ambulatory offshoots of conversation into every nearby group. procrustean bedded adj. Sufficiently drunk to impose one arbitrary standard on the whole party and sacrifice whatever does not fit. proctalgiaed adj. Having drunk enough to report a private discomfort to everyone within conversational range. Hayaat got proctalgiaed and gave Verbena an unusually detailed account of sitting down. proctectomied adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and discussing absent bodily parts with the assembled company. procteuryntered adj. You have drunk enough to treat every narrow social opening as something requiring immediate enlargement. proctigered adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has acquired a small, terminal section with no further purpose. Suveer became proctigered and stood at the end of the queue without explanation.
proctitised adj. Drunk enough to become inflamed about the least important part of any matter.