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proctoceled adj. Drunk past the point of retaining the evening's contents in their original position. proctoclysised adj. Drunk beyond ordinary hydration, and accepting further fluids by whatever route presents itself. proctocolectomied adj. Drunk in a way that removes the middle of every account before it reaches its conclusion. Dalphus was proctocolectomied and omitted the entire explanation from his story. proctocolitised adj. Drunk, with the result that the front and back of every conversation are equally tender. Chanteal was proctocolitised and treated both introductions and farewells with suspicion. proctocracied (/pɹɒkˈtɒkɹəsɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into accepting management by the pub's most objectionable regulars. Torren was proctocracied by the bar committee, whose chief qualification was sustained objectionability. proctodaeumed adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening has retreated to its posterior, less decorative portion. proctodeumed (/ˌpɹɒktəˈdiːəmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting the evening from its back end. Lluviana was proctodeumed and answered every question several minutes late. proctodyniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a recurring internal objection to sitting still. proctographied adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a detailed record of where the evening went. proctolinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and communicating in small, persistent signals. proctologied adj. Still drunk, and treating the evening's minor discomforts as a field of study. Umaiza remained proctologied and discussed the pub's seating as though presenting findings. proctologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and unusually confident about matters best left unexamined. proctopathied (/pɹɒkˈtɒpəθid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor disorder from a general condition of being present. proctophagied adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow nourishment towards its source with undue persistence. Jaquez was proctophagied, pursuing nourishment towards its source with the persistence of a minor court official. proctophyllodided adj. Having drunk enough to become small, numerous, and attached to the nearest available surface. proctoraged adj. You are drunk and managing the evening through small, unnecessary acts of oversight.