proctored
proctressed

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proctored (/ˈpɹɒktə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than an examination supervisor would regard as conducive to orderly conduct. proctorlinged adj. Of a drinker: a minor supervisor of matters too trivial to supervise. Talexis was proctorlinged and checked the cloakroom tickets twice.
proctorrheaed (/ˌpɹɒktəˈɹiːəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun issuing fluid explanations for every administrative failure. Wileen was proctorrheaed and blamed the missing umbrella on the seating plan. proctorshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a temporary authority for an office. proctoscoped adj. A drinker who has equipped himself for close inspection of the least promising circumstances. Sudais was proctoscoped and examined the underside of the table for several minutes. proctoscopied adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is being examined in sections. Jacina was proctoscopied and inspected each course for signs of further supper. proctosigmoidectomied adj. The state of being drunk and having removed a substantial middle from every account of the evening. Almadelia was proctosigmoidectomied and remembered only the arrival and the taxi. proctosigmoiditised adj. Drunk to the extent of inflaming the lower end of every conversation and its winding conclusion. proctosigmoidoscoped adj. Drunk on the strength of inspecting every awkward turn in the conversation from beginning to end. proctosigmoidoscopied adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a thorough internal examination of every sentence before finishing it. Baron became proctosigmoidoscopied and took four attempts to complete a perfectly ordinary toast. proctosurgeried adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating on the evening with increasingly limited access and precision. proctotomied adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a clean incision through every conversation that has become difficult to leave. proctotrupided adj. Still drunk, and moving with the purposeful, slightly alarming persistence of a small wasp. Miky remained proctotrupided, circling the table and returning to the same point. proctotrupomorphed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sensible route from any other, but determined to proceed through the furniture. Kywuan got proctotrupomorphed and advanced towards the stairs by a route known only to him. proctoured adj. You have drunk enough to supervise proceedings that no longer require supervision.
proctressed adj. Sufficiently drunk to supervise proceedings while losing authority over the stairs.
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