procumbenced
procuratrixed

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procumbenced adj. Having drunk enough to become progressively more horizontal without making any formal decision to lie down. procumbencied adj. Having drunk more than uprightness can reasonably accommodate, and settling towards the nearest dependable surface. Urica became procumbencied halfway up the stairs and adopted the landing as a seat.
procurabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to regard balance as something that may be obtained, given suitable arrangements. Journie got procurabilitied and attempted to purchase stability from the banister. procuracied adj. You are drunk and administering the evening from a position of uncertain balance. procuraled adj. Of a drinker: acquiring whatever support, explanation, or additional round appears immediately available. procuranced adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the confidence to attempt movements not supported by evidence. Roneika became procuranced and acquired a brisk pace on the slippery hallway tiles. procurationed adj. Describing a drinker who obtains assistance in principle, then proceeds without using it. procurator fiscalled adj. A drinker so far gone that every stumble is treated as evidence in a formal case. procurator-generaled adj. The state of being drunk and prosecuting a private case against gravity, usually on the stairs. procuratorated (/ˌpɹɒkjʊˈɹeɪtəɹɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed every nearby object to an office of support. Carabella became procuratorated and assigned the wall responsibility for her left side. procuratored (/ˈpɹɒkjʊˌɹeɪtəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to collect imaginary tax from everyone leaving the pub. Barabra became procuratored and inspected each departing person's change for unpaid duty. procuratoried adj. Reduced by drink to acting on another person's behalf, especially when your legs have ceased negotiations. Brahm was procuratoried, authorising another round on behalf of his unwilling legs. procuratorshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has delegated balance to the furniture and speech to whoever is listening. procuratoured adj. A drinker who collects contributions from the room, particularly when the bill or the stairs is involved. procuratressed adj. Softened by drink into a persuasive adviser whose instructions become less stable with each step.
procuratrixed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise advocate for an argument whose wording no longer survives intact. Jenil became procuratrixed and defended his route home with considerable legal confidence.