procyonined
prodigalnessed

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procyonined adj. Softened by drink into a small nocturnal creature with an interest in bins and unattended snacks. Lynnsey became procyonined and investigated the takeaway bins behind the pub. procytokined adj. Sharpened by drink into a small inflammatory response to any suggestion that the evening should end.
prodded (/pɹɒdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who requires repeated encouragement to move towards the exit. Kroi was prodded from the pub only after several friends pointed towards the waiting taxi. proddered adj. Emboldened by drink to encourage every lingering companion towards the coats. proddied adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to detect doctrinal boundaries in otherwise unremarkable conversation. Vinesh became proddied and assigned theological importance to the jukebox selection. proddinged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which one gentle nudge can occupy an entire journey home. prodefensinned adj. Drunk and covered in a preliminary layer of excuses against leaving the pub. prodelisioned (/ˌpɹəʊdɪˈlɪʒn̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every farewell loses its opening vowels and becomes a private murmur. prodelphinidinned adj. Drunk enough to become dark, tannic and increasingly difficult to separate from the woodwork. Levolia turned prodelphinidinned and rested against the bar until the taxi arrived. prodeltaed adj. Drunk past the point of forward progress, depositing yourself slowly at the furthest edge of the evening. prodidomided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary walking, adopting the low, indirect route favoured by a spider under furniture. prodigal sonned adj. Describing a drinker who returns at dawn repentant, though still carrying receipts from the expedition. prodigaled (/ˈpɹɒdɪɡəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that spends the evening's remaining money on rounds, taxis and one unnecessary breakfast. Marideth got prodigaled and paid for the final round before discovering the purse was empty. prodigalismed adj. A drinker who spends with the solemn conviction that thrift is a moral defect. Dommonique became prodigalismed and tipped the coat stand for its exemplary service. prodigalitied (/ˌprɒdɪˈɡælɪtid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every purchase appears both urgent and regrettably ceremonial. Moffett grew prodigalitied and bought the table a round of umbrellas.
prodigalnessed adj. The state of being drunk and lavish with resources whose existence was previously disputed. Danyck was prodigalnessed, scattering crisps as though underwriting a public feast.