P - Page 2011
producibilitied adj. Drunk enough to declare every half-formed plan entirely manufacturable. Elkan was producibilitied and promised to build a boat before breakfast. produciblenessed adj. Drunk beyond believing that every proposal can be made, provided someone starts immediately. product based adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object acquires a sales strategy. Tica went product based and pitched the umbrella as a premium weather solution. product binninged adj. Drunk to a degree that places every object in a category of your own devising. Nishith was product binninged and sorted the buffet into luxury, essential and suspicious goods. product designed adj. Drunk to the extent of redesigning ordinary objects for problems nobody has identified. product differentiationed adj. Drunk on the strength of distinctions visible only to you, and pricing accordingly. product engineered adj. Drunk since last orders, and testing solutions whose customers have not requested them. Anansa was product engineered and tested the toaster on a plate of uncooked pasta. product lined adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every possession belongs to a coherent range. product managemented adj. Still drunk, and planning, launching and reviewing ventures which began as casual remarks. product managered adj. Too drunk to leave anything alone without assigning it objectives, owners and a deadline. Ladainian was product managered and gave the coat rack responsibility for guest retention. product ownered adj. Having drunk enough to regard the household backlog as yours to prioritise. product placemented adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can conceal, you place branded objects into every conversation. product ranged adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the available goods into a commercial empire. product recalled adj. You are drunk and summoning back every purchase, promise and opinion previously released. product ringed adj. Of a drinker: certain that separate circles of acquaintances combine neatly into one. product sampled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken free trials for binding commitments.