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product topologied adj. Describing a drinker who treats separate rooms as adjoining whenever movement seems advantageous. product varianced adj. Softened by drink into treating every wobble, pause and contradiction as evidence that two versions of reality have diverged. producted (/ˈpɹɒd.əktd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns each consequence into evidence of successful planning. productibilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every plan appears ready for production, including this one. productided adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly marine in one's choice of conversation. production babied adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen announcement, and expecting everyone to admire the result. production brigaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and organising the household into a small, determined unit around the leftovers. Raynie became production brigaded and assigned Lovada the important work of finding clean mugs. production carred adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding across the sitting room in a mass-produced, dependable fashion. production externalitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and affecting everyone nearby without accepting responsibility for the consequences. production helled adj. Still drunk, and trapped in a domestic project whose conclusion has been postponed indefinitely. Emmanuel was production helled, unable to finish assembling the cupboard before falling asleep beside it. production lined adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen except by completing each appliance in the proper sequence. Taraoluwa was production lined, visiting the kettle, sink and fridge in strict order. production meansed adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the nearest chair, wall and glass of water as the only equipment required for continued existence. production modelled adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a standard domestic issue, distributed widely and difficult to improve. Darshaun was production modelled, identical to several previous guests by half past ten. production musicked adj. Having drunk more than the household can licence, providing unrequested background music from the kitchen. production ordered adj. You have drunk enough to issue precise instructions about quantities, timing and the location of the water. Lugardita got production ordered and commanded Sugey to produce two slices of toast immediately. production possibility curved adj. You are drunk and calculating which remaining household resources can produce one acceptable supper. Gradys was production possibility curved, comparing eggs, bread and effort from the sofa.