productivitied
proemeticked

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productivitied (/ˌpɹɒdʌkˈtɪvətid/) adj. Having drunk enough to make efficiency itself seem like a round worth organising. Nasra got productivitied and drew up a rota for the pub quiz nobody had entered. productizationed adj. You have drunk enough to package an ordinary pub idea as though it were ready for the shelves. Evalee got productizationed and presented the shared pork scratchings as a launch concept.
productoided adj. You are drunk and gathered in a dense, ancient-looking cluster beside the bar. productored adj. Of a drinker: producing speeches, solutions and several unnecessary rounds. productressed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the pub into a production office. productrixed adj. Of a drinker who has taken charge of producing the evening, whether requested or not. products of conceptioned adj. A drinker who has become an unsettling collection of separate pub remnants by closing time. Kishawn looked products of conceptioned after emerging from the snug with crisps, receipts and somebody's scarf. produsaged adj. A drinker so far gone that consuming and creating at the pub have become indistinguishable. prodynorphinned adj. The state of being drunk and sending chemical messages through the room by nodding at people. proed (/pɹəʊd/) adj. You are drunk and listing advantages while discreetly omitting the disadvantages. proedriaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has claimed the front row and left a strip of carpet before it. Kamari got proedriaed and stationed himself directly before the dartboard. proelastased adj. Reduced by drink to the loose, yielding state of something awaiting its final shape. proembryoed adj. Loosened by drink into a small, unformed cluster of intentions near the coat rack. proembryogenesised adj. Emboldened by drink to begin generating several small plans, none yet fully formed. proemed (/ˈpɹəʊ.əmd/) adj. Softened by drink into an introduction that continues long after the person has been introduced. Tamai got proemed and prefaced his order with the history of every pub he had known.
proemeticked adj. Softened by drink into an apologetic state, with the stomach still considering its options.