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profaned (/pɹəˈfeɪnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point of treating every solemn word as a minor obstacle. profanemented adj. Drunk and converting ordinary discourtesy into a small, carefully managed act of desecration. profanenessed adj. Drunk to the point where solemnity has become negotiable and the buffet has acquired theological importance. Vaani was profanenessed and delivered irreverent commentary on the carving knife. profanered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing desecration from ordinary rearrangement of the furniture. Lue was profanered and defiled the quiet room by moving one cushion at a time. profaninged adj. Drunk beyond reverence, with sufficient ceremony to make the misuse of a napkin seem consequential. Madisen was profaninged and conducted the napkin's removal like a state occasion. profanitied (/prəˈfænɪtid/) adj. Drunk in a way that treats sacred seriousness as an invitation to discuss the crisps. profanity delayed adj. Drunk to a degree that the offensive remark arrives only after everyone has politely gone home. profanum vulgused adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing the assembled rabble, particularly when it consists of two relatives and a cat. Jeseca was profanum vulgused and harangued the assembled household from beside the toaster. profascisted adj. Drunk on the strength of one borrowed slogan and an unfortunate confidence in marching orders. profected adj. Drunk since last orders, and still calculating the profit in purchasing another round. profectioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing with the stately purpose of a person seeking the lavatory. profeminismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering principled support to whoever is carrying the drinks. profeministed adj. Still drunk, and expressing support for feminism with the solemnity of a late-night campaign address. Donato remained profeministed and canvassed the coat stand for votes. profenamined adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone's posture, pronunciation and choice of companion. Richardson became profenamined and adjusted three strangers' shoulders during the interval. profenofosed adj. Loosened by drink into dispersing across every conversation, leaving companions to gather the remains. Jes grew profenofosed and joined each table before anyone could finish introducing him. proferensed adj. Emboldened by drink to propose terms nobody present had authorised, then negotiate their wording.