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proferted adj. Slowed by drink to produce every piece of evidence only after the argument had moved on. profeshed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining an informal air, while correcting everyone else's terminology. Michellemarie became profeshed and objected to the phrase 'just a quick one'. profession of faithed adj. Loosened by drink into reciting whatever conviction happens to be nearest, with ceremonial confidence and no lasting commitment. Tia, profession of faithed, declared the coat stand morally exemplary before changing the subject. professional classed adj. Drunk in a way that divides the room into categories, then appoints you to supervise them. Kashes became professional classed and ranked the guests by their approach to the buffet. professional deformationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is viewed through the narrowest expertise available. professional engineered adj. Drunk on the strength of constructing elaborate solutions to social problems nobody had reported. professional fouled adj. Drunk since last orders, and deliberately interrupting every promising conversation before it could score. Tierica was professional fouled, appearing whenever anyone approached an interesting subject. professional politicianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and promising each person precisely what the next person had requested. professional rescuers doctrined adj. Still drunk, and assuming every companion's attempt to leave requires immediate rescue and negotiation. professional sported adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn ordinary social contact into a paid contest with spectators and fixtures. professional studented adj. Having drunk enough to postpone every adult decision by enrolling it in a later term. professional suicided adj. Having drunk more than enough to make a public career-ending statement to the only people who mattered. professional support lawyered adj. You have drunk enough to research everyone's disputes thoroughly, without being invited to represent them. Paelynn got professional support lawyered and supplied precedents for the argument about taxis. professional universitied adj. Of a drinker: applying practical instruction to every companion, with examinations beginning shortly. Furmaan became professional universitied and set the table an assessed exercise in ordering chips. professional victimed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every raised eyebrow as a formal grievance. professional wrestlered adj. Drunk beyond accepting any disagreement without a brief, practised bout beside the bar. Towonda got professional wrestlered and challenged the coat stand to a rematch.