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professored (/pɹəˈfɛsəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, and explaining simple matters from a chair. Tella was professored, explaining toast from the sofa while holding a glass of water upside down. professoressed adj. A drinker who has adopted the habits of a senior academic, including extended answers to short questions. Phalon became professoressed and cited personal experience in support of ordering chips. professorialismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark arrives with a lecture's manner and length. professorialitied adj. The state of being drunk and holding forth as though a university post were involved. Omarri professorialitied over the lager, delivering a lecture on the proper use of coasters. professoriated adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a complete body of professors, in one overfilled booth. professorined adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken to explaining ordinary events with academic authority. Jowana became professorined and analysed the queue outside the lavatory. professoringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and lecturing the furniture on subjects it has not studied. professorlinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting advanced explanations with the confidence of a beginner. Nayaly became professorlinged and demonstrated the banister's importance to everyone on the landing. professorshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the chair as though it carried academic authority. Yarielys sat professorshipped at the end of the table, correcting the pronunciation of every drink. professoured adj. You have drunk enough to sound archaic while holding forth on the most ordinary subject. proffed (/pɹɑfd/) adj. You are drunk and abbreviating every explanation before it has properly begun. proffeed (/ˈpɹɒf.id/) adj. Still drunk, and treating coffee with added protein as a complete recovery strategy. Walburga arrived proffeed, carrying a fortified coffee and missing the first stair. proffer lettered adj. Having drunk enough to give a persuasive account of the evening, subject to strict limitations on its use. Marrianne was proffer lettered, describing the missing step while insisting the account remain unofficial. proffered (/ˈpɹɒfə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to make an offer without first offering the wrong hand to shake. profferered adj. Having drunk more than enough to offer assistance before establishing which way is up. Massen was profferered, offering to guide strangers upstairs while leaning against the wall. profferinged adj. You have drunk enough to propose solutions faster than you can stand behind them.