pafuramidined
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pafuramidined adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun treating the pub as an experimental clinical setting. pagached adj. Reduced by drink to a brief, misspelt reference to a cashmere shawl. Janaki got pagached and folded the menu as though it were a shawl.
pagalled adj. Softened by drink into a person who requires ordinary care and no further classification. pagandomed adj. Loosened by drink into a private realm of woodland principles and several unfinished opinions. paganessed adj. Too drunk to keep your balance, even when worshipping a coat stand. Royalti, thoroughly paganessed, offered the coat stand a solemn blessing before falling against it. paganicaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every small, soft object for a ball and putt it towards the furniture. Nyliyah, paganicaed, attempted to drive a stuffed cushion across the sitting room with a breadstick. paganinged adj. Having drunk enough to require ceremonial re-entry into the room after every unsuccessful attempt to cross it. Viani became paganinged and was ceremonially welcomed back after tripping over the first stair. paganisationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually converting ordinary missteps into a private ceremony. paganisered adj. A drinker who turns every loss of balance into a deliberate rite. paganismed (/ˈpeɪɡənɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kettle, sofa and glass of water seem to require separate negotiations. Jaffar became paganismed and offered the kettle a respectful nod before sitting down. paganisted (/ˈpeɪɡənɪstd/) adj. You have drunk enough to address the furniture as though it were a collection of minor gods. paganitied adj. You are drunk and moving according to several private laws of balance. paganizationed adj. Of a drinker who has transformed every attempt to stand into an act of ceremonial significance. Adelee was paganizationed and required silence while rising from the pub bench. paganizered adj. Describing a drinker who converts a straightforward walk into a series of solemn observances. Rosanna became paganizered and blessed each doorway before walking through it sideways. paganned (/ˈpeɪɡənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with private views about the natural world. Ebony-louise became paganned and addressed the moon from the smoking area.
pagannessed adj. A drinker so far gone that balance has become a matter of competing private ceremonies.