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proffred adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the same proposal twice, with increasing difficulty of articulation. Brookes was proffred, offering the taxi driver a carefully repeated arrangement involving the stairs. profibriled adj. You are drunk and collecting into a preliminary bundle before attempting any coordinated movement. Shimaya was profibriled, gathering herself beside the stairs before making one careful descent. profibrinolysinned adj. Of a drinker: dissolving the evening's remaining structure, including the distinction between floor and wall. profibroblasted adj. Of a drinker who has begun developing into a more substantial obstacle in the hallway. Jenaiya was profibroblasted, gradually becoming fixed beside the stairs. proficienced adj. A drinker who retains the vocabulary of competence but not its application to stairs. Jerret was proficiended, announcing his expertise immediately before missing the bottom step. proficiencied (/pɹəˈfɪʃənsid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every failed movement is classified as a specialised skill. Javaree was proficiencied, calling the sideways descent a recognised method of stair negotiation. proficiency badged adj. The state of being drunk and displaying imaginary credentials for surviving ordinary movements. Daeshawn was proficiency badged, claiming a badge for descending six stairs without negotiation. proficiented (/pɹəˈfɪʃ.əntd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who presents as an expert until required to turn round. proficientnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted basic coordination into a matter of professional judgement. Myke was proficientnessed, assessing each stair as though grading a specialist performance. proficked adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a familiar fictional world for practical instructions. profilaggrinned adj. Reduced by drink to a granular precursor of a person, distributed unevenly along the stairs. Farley was profilaggrinned, leaving small portions of himself on successive steps. profiled (/ˈpɹəʊfaɪld/) adj. Softened by drink into a rounded outline, with corners and intended direction both less apparent. Jacklyne was profiled, taking the stairs as a gentle curve rather than separate steps. profileed adj. Loosened by drink into the person being examined, rather than the person doing the examining. profilered adj. Emboldened by drink to cut an elaborate route through a space that requires only walking. profilinged adj. Drunk and constructing a detailed outline of your own failures in balance, speech, and stair negotiation. profilinned adj. Slowed by drink to the rate at which each small movement must be negotiated afresh.