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profundaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the deepest available part of the room's social geography. profundaplastied adj. Drunk by the third round, and enlarging the passage between intention and regrettable execution. Isador was profundaplastied and widened the evening's possibilities beyond safe accommodation. profunditied (/pɹəˈfʌndɪtid/) adj. Still drunk, and treating abstruseness as evidence that an argument has improved. profundituded adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking mere obscurity for intellectual depth. profundulided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fish from a fellow guest, particularly where both remain quietly in the background. profurcaed adj. Loosened by drink into a slack thoracic bundle, barely holding the morning upright. Jerkiya woke with the loose composure of a thoracic bundle, thoroughly profurcaed. profurcasternumed adj. Emboldened by drink to let the back of the breastbone conduct the morning's movements. profusenessed (/pɹoʊˈfjus.nəsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to distribute apologies, water and regret with unnecessary abundance. Loyce was profusenessed by dawn, offering every guest an apology and half a glass of water. profusioned (/pɹə(ʊ)ˈfjuːʒənd/) adj. Drunk and surrounded by an abundance of empty glasses, unanswered messages and morning-after theories. profusivenessed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor detail of last night is supplied in excessive quantity. Yanique became profusivenessed over toast, providing lavish detail about finding the front door. prog rocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every ordinary remark as the opening movement of a suite. prog-rocked adj. Drunk past the point of treating a hangover as a simple problem rather than a lengthy suite. progabided adj. Drunk beyond the useful limit, with the morning's nerves subdued into a medicinal stillness. progamered adj. Slowed by drink to completing even a simple morning-after game with professional ceremony. Raini remained progamered, studying the kettle as though it were a tournament screen. progametangiumed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you developing towards a more complicated social structure by lunchtime. Amreen woke progametangiumed, having begun as one guest and ended as an entire committee. progastrinned adj. Drunk, with the result that the stomach has only a quiet precursor of the day's complaints.