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progeriaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes tomorrow's decisions appear already elderly and therefore unquestionably wise. Sharneice went progeriaed and cancelled tomorrow's plans on behalf of her future self. progerinned adj. Drunk, with the result that your youthful confidence has acquired the truncated shape of old age. progestagened adj. Drunk to a degree that every impulsive proposal seems designed to prepare the ground for something lasting. Harper-lou became progestagened and proposed a permanent alliance with the kebab shop. progesteroned (/pɹəˈd͡ʒɛstəɹəʊnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and preparing every ill-considered attachment as though it must be maintained. Jenni became progesteroned and promised to preserve the evening's friendship indefinitely. progestinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every preventive measure as permission to proceed recklessly. progestogened adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding contraception, commitment and another round as equally prudent preparations. progged (/pɹɒɡd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning's silence as an opportunity for an extended, homemade concert. Cuahtemoc woke progged and turned the kettle's boil into an elaborate instrumental passage. proggered adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a twenty-minute guitar solo will resolve the evening. proggied adj. Still drunk, and deploying an unsolicited programme against anyone who appears insufficiently impressed. progginsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself examiner, invigilator and final authority over an unmarked evening. Nikeyia got progginsed and began inspecting everyone's answers to the quiz. progheaded adj. Having drunk enough to hear a simple question as an invitation to deliver a suite in seven movements. proghrelinned adj. Having drunk more than your stomach can sensibly accommodate, yet confidently ordering food for an expedition. progied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless programme from an attack, or a sensible plan from either. proglottided adj. You have drunk enough to divide every conversation into segments, each containing its own incompatible agenda. proglottidizationed adj. You are drunk and developing into successive conversational sections, each with its own beginning and conclusion. Taylynn grew proglottidizationed, leaving one argument behind before starting another. proglottised adj. Of a drinker: divided into orderly conversational sections, each reproducing the same confident conclusion. Tiffaney became proglottised and delivered her resignation separately to every person nearby.