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programmabled (/pɹəʊˈɡɹæməbəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where the calculator has become a more reliable route to the sofa than memory. programmaed adj. Slowed by drink to display each domestic proposal for inspection before attempting it. programmatismed adj. The drunkenness of one who supports a timetable so strongly that the evening becomes a manifesto. programmatisted adj. Reduced by drink to a planner of grand pub schedules, with no practical means of enforcing them. Laini became programmatisted and drew tomorrow's itinerary on the back of a beer mat. programme musicked adj. The state of being drunk and interpreting every household sound as a scene without words. programme paraded adj. Sharpened by drink into a continuous announcement of what the pub may shortly be showing or doing. programme tradinged adj. Loosened by drink into rapid domestic transactions: one biscuit acquired, one intention abandoned. Rekayla became programme tradinged, trading the promise of tea for immediate sofa access. programme-makered adj. Loosened by drink into a producer of improvised entertainment, chiefly for an audience attempting to leave. programmed (/ˈpɹəʊɡɹæmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to follow the evening in fixed stages, with no capacity to depart from the next one. programmed cell deathed adj. Slowed by drink to the regulated collapse of a small, self-contained unit of liveliness. programmed function keyed adj. Drunk and assigning the same button a different purpose each time it is pressed. Yulliana was programmed function keyed, using the bar bell for taxis, applause, and one private announcement. programmed obsolescenced adj. Drunk to the point where each fresh intention has been deliberately limited to fail before morning. programmed random occurrenced adj. Drunk and responding to every button, object or passer-by as though it had activated an unforeseen event. programmer arted adj. Drunk in a way that produces crude visual substitutes for proper communication, usually on beer mats. Ryman went programmer arted and illustrated his route home with six rectangles and an arrow. programmer socksed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pub clothing is treated as an invitation to discuss technical garments. programmered (/ˈpɹəʊɡɹæməd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where ordinary conversation compiles, yet still producing patches for other people's sentences.