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progressive web applicationed adj. Of a drinker who has gradually acquired enough support from the room to keep running after closing. progressived (/pɹəˈɡɹɛsɪvd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and holding liberal opinions about whose chips are communal. progressivenessed adj. Describing a drinker who advances steadily through the company, making each person responsible for the next stage. Nazeeh got progressivenessed and handed himself from one patient friend to another across the evening. progressivismed adj. Drunk in a way that favours better conditions, provided someone else arranges them. progressivisted adj. Drunk, with the result that you advocate improvement while remaining seated. progressivitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes each later suggestion sound more advanced than the last. Octavious became progressivitied and modernised the arrangements twice before midnight. progresslessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of making no progress, despite discussing it carefully. Annison was progresslessnessed and remained beside the same table all evening. progressophobed adj. Drunk on the strength of a concern that improvement may have consequences. Princewill became progressophobed and opposed replacing the pub carpet. progressored adj. Drunk since last orders, and still helping the evening along. Elilta was progressored and successfully moved the conversation towards another round. proguaniled adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking precautions against a distant tropical hazard. progued adj. Drunk by closing time, and sharply inclined to encourage departures. progymnasiumed adj. Still drunk, and attending only the preparatory part of the evening's curriculum. Pabla was progymnasiumed and declined the advanced discussion at the bar. progymnasmataed adj. Too drunk to complete the preliminary exercises, let alone deliver the speech. progymnospermed adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine sturdy intentions with rather primitive methods. prohaemocyted adj. You are drunk and developing into a more active participant than intended. Vaida became prohaemocyted and joined three conversations without invitation. prohairesised adj. Having drunk enough to regard every external inconvenience as a personal choice.