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project fired adj. Sharpened by drink into a large, rapidly spreading incident requiring special assistance on the stairs. project managemented adj. Loosened by drink into a coordinator whose resources, schedule, and personnel have all gone astray. project managered adj. Drunk and assigning responsibilities to the feet, knees, banister, and anyone within reach. project nationed adj. Drunk enough to declare the landing an independent territory and require diplomatic assistance to leave it. project-based learninged adj. Drunk past the point of treating the journey home as practical research, with every obstacle requiring group participation. project-managered adj. Drunk beyond allowing any movement to occur without a timetable, delegation and an overdue review of the stairs. projectabilitied adj. Of a drinker: still capable of being sent home, provided the route is kept uncomplicated. Rosanna was projectabilitied but successfully transferred from the bar to Karbon's waiting taxi. projected (/ˈpɹɒd͡ʒ.ɛktd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats reaching the bedroom as a planned endeavour with several regrettable stages. Shimeeka became projected and announced a timetable for crossing the hallway. projectile pointed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a sharp forward intention and cannot be redirected. Luxie became projectile pointed after last orders and headed straight through the wrong coat. projectile vomited adj. A drinker who has expelled the evening with considerable force and now requires a quiet journey home. projectiled (/pɹə(ʊ)ˈd͡ʒɛktʌɪld/) adj. Of a drinker who has been launched towards the exit with more enthusiasm than accuracy. projectinged (/pɹəˈd͡ʒɛktɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to leave carries them somewhere else. projection matrixed adj. The condition of a drinker who converts every possible route into the same projected journey home. Nadyia was projection matrixed, mapping each corridor directly onto the coat room. projectioned (/pɹəˈd͡ʒɛkʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and protruding from the departing group at every available angle. Aatish was projectioned from the queue, one shoulder extending past every coat. projectionismed adj. The drunkenness of one who attributes personal plans to everyone else, particularly plans involving another round. Seamus got projectionismed and insisted Hadlea was staying for last orders. projectionisted adj. Reduced by drink to operating the room's exits as though they were a cinema.