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projective Hilbert spaced adj. Sharpened by drink into a vast, abstract interval between the pub and the correct front door. projective framed adj. Loosened by drink into arranging the evening's people and coats according to a private perspective.
projective geometried adj. Emboldened by drink to declare that the pub, the taxi rank and home are all essentially adjacent. Macorley went projective geometried and claimed Ezmee could reach home in one diagonal step. projective lined adj. Slowed by drink to a single, infinitely extended line between last orders and the door. projective moduled adj. Drunk and assembled from separate, loosely connected components: person, coat, keys and intended destination. projective planed adj. Drunk to the point where every pair of people determines a fresh route and none intersects sensibly. Kellye went projective planed, finding a different way home whenever Zak offered directions. projective spaced adj. Drunk enough to regard distance and parallel routes as matters of no practical importance. projective varietied adj. Drunk past the point of treating each possible route home as a separate closed case. projectived adj. Softened by drink into responding to every coat, queue and taxi as a personal invitation. projectivisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the whole journey home into one extended mapping from pub to nowhere in particular. projectivismed adj. Drunk beyond attributing the evening's own confusion to the coats, the bar and the road home. Garcia got projectivismed and blamed the coat rack for losing Buelah. projectivisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every object appear to possess an opinion about last orders. projectivitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the ability to leave remains theoretically present but practically unverified. Jamere was projectivitied, capable of naming home but not of selecting the correct coat. projectivizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of collapsing several possible journeys into one confidently misidentified destination. Javierjr was projectivizationed and sent Kwaun's taxi towards the wrong suburb. projectizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single planned destination, to which every remaining decision is subordinated.
projectmented adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every passing notion for a carefully designed contrivance.