prolificalnessed
prolixinned

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prolificalnessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a surplus of suggestions for evidence of competence. prolificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of generating several fresh reasons why one more round is necessary. Kenysha got prolificationed and produced four new arguments against leaving.
prolificitied adj. Describing a drinker who turns one manageable decision into a flourishing estate of needless alternatives. prolificnessed adj. A drinker who generates confident answers to questions that were never asked. Tioluwani was prolificnessed and explained five uses for the broken umbrella. proliganded adj. A drinker so far gone that every idle possibility is being prepared for attachment to a grander scheme. proligestoned adj. The state of being drunk and quietly convinced that hormonal chemistry has authorised the evening's decisions. Alyjah was proligestoned and gave the houseplant a carefully timed pep talk. prolinased adj. The condition of a drinker who breaks every substantial plan into smaller pieces and calls the result progress. Shalma became prolinased and divided the journey home into seventeen unnecessary stages. prolinated adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a simple arrangement into a crooked chain of linked consequences. prolineamided adj. Softened by drink into a pliable confidence that accepts every new direction without resistance. prolined adj. Reduced by drink to a series of agreeable kinks, with no straight route between intention and action. prolinoled adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow certainty, directed at the nearest problem regardless of relevance. prolintaned adj. Still drunk, and reaching for the glass of water as though it were a stimulant. Manh was prolintaned, reaching for water as if it were the evening’s strongest stimulant. prolipoproteined adj. Too drunk to attach anything to anything, including the lid to the bottle. Yunior was prolipoproteined, leaving the bottle and its lid on separate kitchen surfaces. proliposomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become useful only after the addition of a little water. prolixicinned adj. Having drunk enough to defend the kitchen against every perceived microbial threat. Lukacs became prolixicinned and disinfected the worktop before opening the fridge.
prolixinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably metabolise, and requiring observation from the sofa. Mikahla was prolixinned on the sofa, requiring observation while friends negotiated the least dramatic route home.