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prom kinged adj. Slowed by drink to the ceremonial pace of a crowned schoolboy accepting congratulations from the whole bar. Tyquarius was prom kinged at the bar, accepting congratulations with the ceremonial pace of a crowned schoolboy. prom queened adj. Drunk and presiding over the ladies' loos as though elected by a constituency of mirrors. prom-goered adj. Sufficiently drunk to attend the formal dance, despite having mistaken the cloakroom for the venue. Breeza became prom-goered and presented herself to the cloakroom attendant for the first dance. prom-posalled adj. Having drunk enough to make an elaborate invitation with the balance of a folding chair. promachosed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor dispute finds you advancing first, championing somebody else's cause. promaged adj. Drunk to the point where every room entered feels professionally produced and loosely edited. promagistracied adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary authority, retaining only the dignity of an office that has technically ended. Unknown became promagistracied and continued issuing orders after the quiz team had disbanded. promagistrated adj. Drunk beyond the term of sensible command, yet still extending an expired authority over the closing round. promanationed adj. Drunk in a way that flows forth steadily from the bar, finding every available channel. Aaronlee became promanationed and spread from the snug to the darts board. promasined adj. Drunk on the strength of a tranquilising certainty that every pub difficulty is clinically manageable. promastigoted adj. Drunk, with the result that your conversational flagellum leads the rest of you from table to table. Bella-marie went promastigoted, with her introductions arriving well before her body. promastocyted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every small stimulus release a disproportionate social reaction. Anjelika became promastocyted when someone touched the last pork pie. promateured adj. Drunk to the extent of performing amateur enthusiasm with professional confidence and no useful qualification. Keeston got promateured and offered to repair the fruit machine with a teaspoon. promazined adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly sedated by the conviction that the lights are merely advisory. Benje was promazined, remaining on the stool while chairs were stacked around him. promegakaryocyted adj. The drunkenness of one who produces enormous numbers of blood-clotting fragments, then mislays the coat. Meliana became promegakaryocyted and attempted to regenerate the guest list by cellular proliferation. promegapoietinned adj. Reduced by drink to encouraging the regeneration of every blood cell, beginning with the one in the bathroom.