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pronto plated adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after explanation is flat, durable, and made for informal use. Danyielle woke pronto plated, presenting last night's account as a smooth, unbreakable surface. prontosiled adj. The state of being drunk and treating the morning's headache as an antibacterial intervention. pronucleophiled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming readily converted into a conversational attacker. Sascha became pronucleophiled and challenged the quietest person at the table to a debate. pronucleused adj. Drunk on the strength of two competing impulses, each certain it will fuse with the other. Sincer was pronucleused between ordering another round and finding the way home. pronumeraled (/pɹəʊˈnjuːməɹəld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every person, object and consequence as an unknown. Arooj became pronumeraled and assigned letters to the people waiting for taxis. pronunciabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced every thought is readily sayable. Tiffany grew pronunciabilitied and explained the seating dispute in increasingly available language. pronunciamentoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing a formal declaration that the evening's arrangements are void. Harsheen became pronunciamentoed and abolished the agreed route home from the pub. pronunciamientoed adj. Still drunk, and attempting a military takeover of the conversation with a statement of nullity. pronunciation dictionaried adj. Having drunk enough to annotate everyone's speech, preferably with symbols nobody requested. Ameshia got pronunciation dictionaried and supplied phonetic notation for the landlord's surname. pronunciation respellinged adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can transcribe, and replacing difficult words with confident approximations. Jalyne became pronunciation respellinged and rewrote the menu so strangers could say it properly. pronunciation spellinged (/pɹəˌnʌn.siˈeɪ.ʃən ˈspɛlɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to write words as they sound, regardless of what they mean on paper. Mariko was pronunciation spellinged, rewriting the menu aloud until nobody knew what had been ordered. pronunciationed (/prəˌnʌnsɪˈeɪʃnd/) adj. Too drunk to say a word the same way twice, yet certain one version is official. Keion was pronunciationed and corrected the barman's pronunciation of a name he had just invented. pronunciatored adj. You are drunk and pronouncing on matters whose terminology you have only just encountered. Maryke was pronunciatored, pronouncing on last orders using terminology encountered that evening. pronuntiatioed adj. Of a drinker: delivering every speech with classical confidence and no evident preparation. pronuntiationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to revive obsolete ways of saying things and defend them as standard. pronymphed adj. Of a drinker who has hatched from restraint but remains dressed for a much smaller role.