prooemioned
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prooemioned adj. Describing a drinker who begins every decision with an introduction long enough to replace it. prooemiumed adj. Drunk to the point where every pub anecdote requires a formal preface. Minday got prooemiumed and prefaced the story of his taxi with a brief account of taxis.
proof by contradictioned adj. The condition of a drinker who disproves every sensible suggestion by attempting its opposite. proof by exampled adj. The drunkenness of one who has found one successful instance and declared the whole theory settled. Kemarion became proof by exampled after one balanced step and attempted the wall's entire length. proof by exhaustioned adj. Reduced by drink to testing every possible plan, including those rejected before the first round. proof charged adj. Softened by drink into firing a grander opinion than the occasion can safely withstand. proof housed adj. Sharpened by drink into a building for testing every questionable idea at close range. proof leafed adj. Loosened by drink into a page of confident corrections, all made before the sentence is finished. Firdaws grew proof leafed and covered the receipt with revisions to the barman's arithmetic. proof marked adj. Emboldened by drink to treat one successful attempt as an official certification of all future attempts. proof of burned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, with several tokens effectively destroyed in the kitchen. proof of concepted adj. You are drunk and functioning as a short, incomplete demonstration that sitting upright remains feasible. proof of deliveried adj. Describing a drinker who has successfully delivered themselves to the sofa and confirmed receipt of water. proof of lifed adj. A drinker who can still answer from beneath a blanket, preferably after a glass of water. proof of paymented adj. A drinker so far gone that a receipt is treated as evidence the kitchen has been paid for. Jaykin was proof of paymented, presenting the supermarket receipt to the kettle. proof of purchased adj. The condition of a drinker who regards groceries, receipts and unopened bottles as evidence of sound judgement.
proof of staked adj. Reduced by drink to placing all confidence in one chair, one cushion and one glass of water. Arysa was proof of staked, investing the rest of the evening in the armchair.
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