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pageturnered adj. Slowed by drink to reading the same taxi message repeatedly without reaching the pick-up point. Daniel-john was pageturnered, studying the driver's message as though it were a thriller. pageviewed adj. Drunk to the point where each glance is recorded as an independent visit to the same face. Hillip was pageviewed, returning to the landlord's expression every few minutes. paggeringed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with treating a friendly disagreement as a purely verbal matter. Count, paggeringed, challenged the coat stand to account for its position. pagibaximabed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary resistance, while maintaining an unlicensed interest in infant medicine. Shereta became pagibaximabed and proposed clinical trials for the bar's weakest lager. paginaed (/ˈpædʒɪnəd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where every flat surface appears suitable for turning over. Ellicia went paginaed and examined the underside of every menu. paginationed (/ˌpæd͡ʒəˈneɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that assigns page breaks to conversation, truncating each thought at an arbitrary point. Veral became paginationed and stopped every anecdote precisely before its explanation. paginatored adj. Drunk, with the result that every discourse is mechanically divided into numbered instalments. Mckinleigh grew paginatored and announced headings before discussing the sandwiches. paging filed adj. Drunk to the extent of storing surplus thoughts on disk, having exhausted the available mental memory. Bredyn went paging filed and paused between familiar names while the system recovered. paginged (/ˈpeɪd͡ʒɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's events acquire an elaborate but incorrect arrangement. Laakea became paginged and insisted the pub's conversations required a revised order. paglia e fienoed adj. Drunk on the strength of two colours of pasta and the belief that this constitutes dinner. Jasmely became paglia e fienoed and ordered the dish as though it were a medical necessity. pagned adj. Drunk since last orders, and wrapped in whatever fabric remains available as legal tender. Azeria appeared pagned, offering a scarf in settlement of the bar tab. pagocloned (/ˈpeɪɡəkləʊnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and anxiolytic only in the sense of making further concern impossible. Maureene was pagocloned by midnight and found all administrative problems charming. pagoda dogwooded adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the room in alternating tiers, with botanical confidence. Jolynn became pagoda dogwooded and placed the glasses in a descending natural order. pagoda flowered adj. Having drunk enough to bloom into a tall, conspicuous cluster of opinions. Shantierra went pagoda flowered and occupied the centre of the discussion without invitation. pagoda sleeved adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, with every layer of composure visibly turned outwards. Lashunta became pagoda sleeved, displaying each discarded restraint as though it were formal lining. pagoda treed adj. You have drunk enough to branch into several elevated conversations while remaining rooted to one chair. Eashan became pagoda treed, extending separate arguments towards everyone within reach.