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proofnessed adj. The state of being drunk and calibrated by the strength of the bar's measures rather than their number. Maceson became proofnessed after discovering the house spirit was not playing fair. proofreaded (/ˈpɹuːfɹiːdd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has inspected every message twice and improved none of them.
proofreadered adj. Reduced by drink to checking every utterance as it leaves, without improving the substance. proofreadinged adj. Softened by drink into a prolonged editorial process in which every remark requires another look. proofroomed adj. Sharpened by drink into a private chamber where every remark is examined for faults. proofsheeted adj. Drunk past the point of reading a page without making several unnecessary corrections to it. prooftexted adj. Loosened by drink into quoting isolated authorities whenever the company questions the next round. proompted (/pɹuːmptd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to issue instructions to objects, people, and the fruit machine alike. proomptered adj. Slowed by drink to asking the room for instructions before producing an answer it already knows. proopiomelanocortinned adj. Drunk to the point where one precursor condition is giving rise to several competing pub behaviours. proostracumed adj. Drunk enough to project a hard, tapering front from the main body of the evening. Nivaya went proostracumed, advancing nose-first towards the kebab shop. prooticked adj. Drunk past the point of having a sound centre, though the surrounding structure remains technically attached. prooxidanted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening merely alters you and begins actively stressing the system. prop betted adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary decision becomes a side wager with the table. prop blasted adj. Drunk to a degree that sends a sudden draught through the conversation and scatters its loose parts. Affan went prop blasted, clearing three topics from the table before anyone could finish one.
prop comedianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a performance in which ordinary pub objects have become essential colleagues.
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