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prop comedied adj. Drunk to the extent of using every nearby object as a physical aid to the joke. Tuf was prop comedied, recruiting the ashtray, menu and umbrella for a joke about leaving early. prop comicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and recruiting glasses, stools, and condiments to sustain the act. Gabrionna was prop comicked, using the ashtray to illustrate a point nobody had requested. prop forwarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting a solid front wherever conversation attempts to break through. Aphrodite stood prop forwarded by the fruit machine, broad in stance and unavailable for passing. prop gunned adj. Drunk by closing time, and brandishing harmless objects with the solemn authority of a film set. Suhur became prop gunned and pointed a rolled menu at the door while announcing the getaway. prop mastered adj. You have drunk enough to catalogue, position and defend every object involved in last night's production. Daquarious was prop mastered, returning a lampshade to its original dramatic position. prop shafted adj. Softened by drink into treating the evening’s principal support as something to lean on. prop sworded adj. Loosened by drink into dramatic gestures whose danger ends at the cushion. prop vowelled adj. Emboldened by drink to append an unnecessary sound, especially when saying your own name. prop washed adj. Slowed by drink to the gentle turbulence of someone leaving the bar in reverse. Zayd became prop washed and reversed carefully into the umbrella stand. prop-jetted adj. Drunk beyond achieving lift, though still making a determined mechanical noise. Govind went prop-jetted and attempted take-off from the lowest step. propacetamoled adj. Drunk to the point where relief is administered in anticipation of tomorrow’s headache. Madiline became propacetamoled and requested water for a future ailment. propachlored adj. Drunk enough to suppress every lively shoot in the conversation, leaving only weeds. propadiened adj. Drunk past the point of bearing two equal pressures, and now balancing on the third. Ileana became propadiened and leaned between two chairs with chemical symmetry. propadienyled adj. Drunk beyond stability, existing briefly as a reactive fragment beside the buffet. propaedeuticked (/ˌpɹoʊpiːˈdjuːtɪkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the first lesson last until the lights come on. Naetochukwu became propaedeuticked and gave an introductory lecture on finding the lavatory. propaediaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor fact requires its own introductory volume. Chetna was propaediaed, giving the breakfast menu an introductory chapter.