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property bagged adj. Drunk on the strength of collecting every object and its presumed value into one mental inventory. property irregularity reported adj. Drunk since last orders, and formally recording each misplaced shoe, dropped key and unexplained bruise. property laddered adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to ascend the hierarchy of desirable sofas before breakfast. property lawed adj. Still drunk, and disputing the ownership and conveyance of anything left on the breakfast table. property lined adj. Too drunk to cross an imaginary boundary without first negotiating terms with both sides of the room. Nitesh woke property lined and refused to step over the rug's supposed boundary. property managemented adj. Having drunk enough to operate, control and oversee the real estate of the morning-after household. property manned adj. Sufficiently drunk to supervise household equipment as though it were operating at a coal mine. Shanikqua was property manned, inspecting the boiler before permitting anyone near the kettle. property marketed adj. Having drunk more than the estate agent can reasonably explain, and describing the kitchen as aspirational. property mastered adj. You are drunk and responsible for the props, though several have acquired unexplained damage. Xaelah was property mastered, arranging glasses across the table for a scene nobody remembered. property porned adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning admiring homes they could not enter, afford or properly leave. Atari property porned through breakfast, admiring homes they could neither enter nor afford. property registered (/ˈpɹɒp.ət.iˈɹɛdʒ.ɪs.təd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has entered every possession, however temporary, into the morning's official land list. property rightsed adj. A drinker who treats possession as exclusive, especially where the contested item is the last clean mug. property taxed adj. A drinker so far gone that every object in the house appears subject to an assessment and levy. Nafeesa was property taxed, calculating the breakfast surcharge on a borrowed chair. propertylessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes with no possessions confidently attributable to the previous evening. Rockelle woke propertylessnessed, with a borrowed coat and no explanation for the missing one. propetandroled adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with steroidal confidence and a breakfast planned around visible gains. propfanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the room requires an external propeller before take-off.