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prophaethontided adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently extinct in conversation before anyone else has finished speaking. prophaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly inserted into whatever conversation happens to be hosting you. prophalangopsided adj. Still drunk, and chirping confidently from a dark corner whenever silence appears. Kellsea was prophalangopsided, chirping from the dark corner whenever the pub fell silent. prophalloined adj. Too drunk to recognise a poisonous mushroom compound as an argument against another round. prophamed (/ˈpɹəʊfæmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the bar as a field requiring immediate chemical treatment. prophanationed adj. Emboldened by drink to desecrate the evening's remaining dignity, chiefly by addressing the pudding. prophanenessed adj. Drunk enough to make irreverence sound like an archaic legal proceeding, then ask for chips. Kameah was prophanenessed and pronounced the buffet morally indefensible before returning for chips. prophanitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every solemn object acquires an obsolete name and a practical use. prophased adj. Having drunk enough to condense every plan into visible, unmanageable components. prophecied (/ˈpɹɒfɪsid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and predicting the next stumble with confidence unsupported by any previous success. prophecyinged adj. Describing a drinker who confidently predicts events already taking place around him. Vhonda was prophecyinged and announced the imminent arrival of the taxi she was sitting in. prophenoloxidased adj. You are drunk and waiting, apparently inactive, for an occasion to turn brown and consequential. Khadidiatou was prophenoloxidased, dormant until someone questioned her choice of taxi. propheromoned adj. Of a drinker: confidently broadcasting intentions which will mature into consequences by morning. Gabrionna was propheromoned and attracted three unsolicited invitations before midnight. prophesied adj. You have drunk enough to predict tomorrow confidently, despite having misplaced tonight. prophesiered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself tomorrow's authority and will not accept amendments. prophesyinged adj. A drinker who mistakes a strong hunch about breakfast for revelation. Thedra was prophesyinged and foretold bacon with the solemnity of an oracle.