prophet of doomed
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prophet of doomed adj. The state of being drunk and finding possible calamity in every perfectly manageable decision. Jakita became prophet of doomed when the waiter offered still or sparkling water. propheted (/ˈpɹɒf.ɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every private opinion arrives with divine authority.
propheteeringed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns confident predictions into a modest source of income. prophetessed (/pɹɒfɪˈtɛsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers personal forecasts with unnecessary ceremonial confidence. prophethooded adj. Reduced by drink to a status in which ordinary suggestions are treated as sacred instruction. Jacorrion was prophethooded and appointed himself guardian of the group's route home. prophetic weeked adj. Softened by drink into seven consecutive years of confident forecasts about next weekend. Katheriene was prophetic weeked and promised to organise the same picnic annually. propheticalitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a suspiciously accurate sense that someone will soon regret this decision. Yalexa was propheticalitied and identified the bad idea before proposing it herself. propheticalnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where every passing thought presents itself as foresight. Bismarck propheticalnessed on the sofa, treating each passing thought as foresight. propheticided adj. Emboldened by drink to remove the prophet from an otherwise perfectly serviceable prediction. Tzivy was propheticided and edited the sermon until only the alarming parts remained. propheticismed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace and solemnity of a professional forecast. propheticnessed adj. Drunk and certain that an ordinary guess has acquired the force of revelation. propheticsed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can explain, you foretell the precise location of the missing glass of water. Aryal, thoroughly propheticsed, predicted the sofa would be occupied until breakfast. prophetismed adj. You have drunk enough to issue household predictions, chiefly concerning toast and the morning after. prophetizationed adj. You are drunk and presenting every kitchen instruction as wisdom received from elsewhere. prophetocracied adj. Of a drinker: allowing every domestic decision to be governed by the latest thing announced over a glass.
prophetried adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a glass of water and a blanket for matters of destiny.