proprietarianismed
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proprietarianismed adj. Drunk, with the result that personal ownership outranks human rights, especially at the top of the stairs. proprietariated adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves several property owners competing for one handrail and no clear majority. Yadrian was proprietariated, joined by three proprietors at the foot of the stairs.
proprietaried (/pɹəˈpɹaɪ.ə.tə.ɹid/) adj. The state of being drunk and claiming the corner table, the bar tab and the final say on coats. proprietarinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding every object touched for balance as exclusively yours. Harriott grew proprietarinessed and objected when another guest steadied herself on his wall. proprietary eponymed adj. The condition of a drinker who calls every hot drink by the first brand that occurs to him. Ashley got proprietary eponymed and asked for a Hoover to clear the spilled lager. proprietary tradinged adj. The drunkenness of one who risks his own money on another round while sparing everyone else's. Adrianny went proprietary tradinged and funded the final round without consulting the table. proprietessed adj. Emboldened by drink to dismiss the landlord, rearrange the coats and announce last orders yourself. Joaolucas got proprietessed and began directing customers towards the exit before closing time. proprietied (/pɹəˈpɹaɪətid/) adj. Drunk to the point where your particular character becomes chiefly a willingness to buy another round. proprietored (/pɹəˈpɹaɪətɚd/) adj. Softened by drink into believing that every unattended coat and glass belongs to you. Shadey became proprietored and collected three coats for the journey home. proprietoressed adj. Slowed by drink to inspecting every coat before accepting that none is yours. proprietorshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into claiming ownership of the route, the round and the nearest available taxi. proprietousnessed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the proper destination as a matter of personal interpretation. Dhanna became proprietousnessed and found the kebab shop a perfectly proper place to sleep. proprietressed adj. Drunk and claiming the doorway, the change and the final word on getting home. Allyana was proprietressed, issuing coat instructions from the pub doorway. proprietrixed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub, its stock and its departing customers as personal property. Enki became proprietrixed and tried to lock the pub after the landlord had left. proprioceptioned (/ˌpɹəʊ.pɹi.əʊˈsɛp.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of knowing where your feet are in relation to the pavement.
proprioceptored adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement and change of pavement surprisingly informative.