prorationed
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prorationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to distribute one remaining pound across every possible expense and call the balance sound. Yosniel was prorationed, distributing the last pound across crisps, taxis, and improbable necessities. prorectorated adj. You have drunk enough to mistake an office for personal authority and the bar for a university. Kristela went prorectorated and issued seating guidance to strangers at the next table.
prorectored adj. Having drunk more than the academic senate can reasonably be expected to govern. prored adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the front of the vessel for a sensible place to steer from. proregressioned adj. You are drunk and advancing backwards with complete confidence that nothing is changing. Anaya-grace became proregressioned and retraced the same argument to its original mistake. prorenalased adj. Of a drinker: certain that activation is imminent, while remaining an unconvincing precursor to anything useful. proreninned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken preparatory enthusiasm for the finished article. prorevivalisted adj. Describing a drinker who supports reviving every abandoned plan, including the one that caused the argument. prorexed adj. A drinker who has appointed himself the deputy monarch of whichever table is nearest. prorogationed (/pɹəʊɹəˈɡeɪʃn̩d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision is extended until it becomes somebody else's problem. Adreanna became prorogationed and postponed choosing a taxi until the taxis stopped coming. prorogatored adj. The state of being drunk and continually granting the evening another interval. proroguemented adj. The condition of a drinker who has extended one questionable decision until it resembles policy. proroguered adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps postponing the sensible option with the authority of a clerk. Lobsang was proroguered and repeatedly deferred leaving until the pub lights came on. proroguinged adj. Reduced by drink to extending every undertaking until the original purpose is forgotten. prorubricyted adj. Softened by drink into an unfinished red-cell precursor with strong views about its eventual importance.
proruptioned adj. Sharpened by drink into bursting forth with a decision before anyone has located the reason. Haja became proruptioned and announced a midnight expedition to buy ceremonial biscuits.