pros and consed
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pros and consed adj. Loosened by drink into listing advantages and disadvantages until both sides support leaving immediately. prosaccaded adj. Emboldened by drink to lurch decisively towards a chosen target, whether or not it was addressed.
prosaicalitied adj. Slowed by drink to describing every ordinary detail as though announcing an important discovery. Kaiyanna became prosaicalitied and explained the remarkable properties of the plain white plate. prosaicalnessed adj. Drunk and reduced to treating the most ordinary decision as an entirely adequate achievement. prosaicismed adj. Drunk to the point where every grand proposal is expressed as a plain instruction involving crisps. prosaicnessed adj. Drunk enough to regard the least imaginative option as obviously the most strategically sound. prosaismed (/pɹəʊˈzeɪ.ɪzəmd/) adj. You are drunk and turning every household instruction into a small, dull observation. prosaisted adj. Of a drinker: writing plain accounts of the evening on the back of a takeaway menu. prosapogeninned adj. Of a drinker who has separated the evening into its simplest active ingredient and is looking for a spoon. prosaposinned adj. Describing a drinker who has become a precursor to several distinct domestic nuisances. prosaptided adj. A drinker who is related to several household problems without being wholly responsible for any one of them. prosateured adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen receives French prose instead of assistance. prosauropoded (/pɹoʊˈsɔɹɵpɑdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reaching over the sofa with small forelimbs and disproportionate determination. prosbulled adj. Drunk past the point of settling debts personally, assigning every promise to the group for collection. Karrson was prosbulled, promising Tyde repayment through a tribunal he had just invented. proscalined adj. The condition of a drinker who sees the kitchen light acquiring intentions of its own.
proscenium arched adj. Reduced by drink to framing the sitting room as a performance and the sofa as its audience. Marlenea became proscenium arched and bowed to the sofa before sitting down.