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proselytizered adj. Drunk past the point of merely recommending something and into arranging its salvation. proselytizinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every casual preference into a campaign for universal adoption. Beatha was proselytizinged and campaigned for mustard as though Parliament had requested a position. proselytored adj. Drunk, with the result that every bystander becomes a potential adherent to an unimportant opinion. Nishelle was proselytored and recruited the cloakroom attendant to her theory about proper teaspoons. prosemanned adj. Drunk to a degree that formal prose emerges where a shopping list would have sufficed. proseminared adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting an introductory academic discussion about the remaining crisps. Mulford became proseminared and opened the remaining crisps to questions from the table. proseminaried adj. Having drunk enough to prepare every companion for a higher institution before they reach the station. prosemited adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to express broad sympathies through the purchase of one round. prosencephalonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and allowing the forebrain to preside over a policy of further rounds. prosenchymaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and elongated into the pointed, oblique posture of someone reaching for the last sausage roll. prosentenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to let one function word carry the entire morning-after account. Jaleesha woke prosentenced and replied ‘however’ to the question of breakfast. proseparatisted adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that every conversation requires its own independent nation. Olaoluwa got proseparatisted and demanded separate seating for both sides of an argument. prosequenced adj. Still drunk, and retaining an elaborate preliminary state until someone removes the coat and activates the taxi. Toleda remained prosequenced, folded into the preliminary stage of leaving while everyone else departed. prosered adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, yet somehow able to turn the request for toast into a minor epic. Vadim was prosered, transforming a request for toast into an account of personal destiny. proseriated adj. Drunk and flattened into a slow, pale creature that prefers the underside of the duvet. proserpinided adj. Having drunk enough to retreat into a shell, emerging only when the crisps are refreshed. proseuchaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can spiritually accommodate, and now praying beneath the open sky for a taxi.