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proseuched adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub garden for a roofless place of prayer, and the bench for an altar. Kalaysha became proseuched and addressed the garden bench with solemn, roofless devotion. proseukhed adj. You are drunk and conducting roofless devotions, though the object of prayer is probably a cheese toastie. Jenora was proseukhed, praying beneath the awning for a cheese toastie. proshippered adj. Drunk and quietly assigning romantic destinies to people who have only just met. prosificationed adj. Of a drinker: turned from verse into prose, with the final poetic image being a kebab in foil. prosigned adj. Of a drinker who has replaced speech with formal signals, chiefly pointing towards the nearest lavatory. Anapatricia was prosigned, communicating entirely by grave gestures towards the lavatory. prosiliencied adj. Describing a drinker who projects himself forward with dignity, then lands among the coats. prosimetrumed adj. A drinker who alternates between elevated verse and plain requests for another sausage roll. Marcum became prosimetrumed, alternating between poetry and requests for a sausage roll. prosimianed adj. Drunk, with the result that you roam the room nocturnally, large-eyed, while your companions keep watch. prosinessed adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation becomes a long, tedious paragraph nobody can politely interrupt. prosinged adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing the whole table in tedious, continuous speeches. Joleth got prosinged and held Adalena captive with an account of the evening's minor inconveniences. prosiopesised (/ˌpɹɒsɪəʊˈpiːsɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of abandoning every sentence before it reaches its respectable beginning. Amelia-leigh got prosiopesised and began each announcement with a thoughtful silence. prosiphonned adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny private channel of drink, through which every remark reaches the room. prosisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and writing elaborate prose messages to people sitting beside you. proskinesised adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly lowering yourself before the people trying to get you home. Jamuel became proskinesised, bowing to Clauzell each time the latter suggested finding a taxi. proskynesised adj. Still drunk, and treating every acquaintance as a minor ruler requiring formal submission. proskynetarioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish an object of reverence from the person carrying it, and kneeling accordingly.