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prospectioned
adj.
A drinker who plans tomorrow while negotiating today’s stairs one careful inch at a time.
prospectived
(/pɹəˈspɛktɪvd/)
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the view ahead consists chiefly of the next handrail.
Kwok was
prospectived
, regarding the banister as the entire future of the evening.
prospectivenessed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who keeps looking ahead, despite meeting the same stair repeatedly.
Shozo was
prospectivenessed
, optimistic about the landing but unable to pass one step.
prospectivitied
adj.
The drunkenness of one who faces forwards so firmly that reversing down the stairs is impossible.
prospectlessnessed
adj.
Reduced by drink to having no apparent route from the hallway to the stairs.
Arasely was
prospectlessnessed
and regarded the staircase without identifying an opening.
prospectored
(/pɹəˈspɛktəd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into testing each stair as though it might contain gold.
Rylen went
prospectored
, tapping the steps before placing a foot upon them.
prospectused
(/pɹəsˈpɛktəsd/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into addressing the staircase as an institution with much to offer.
prosperered
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person who prospers only when the bannister is available.
prosperited
adj.
Emboldened by drink to treat the stairs as a mineral vein and descend by extraction.
Tircio was
prosperited
, descending the stairs as though extracting ore from a mineral vein.
prosperitied
(/pɹɒˈspɛɹ.ɪ.tid/)
adj.
Slowed by drink to the fortunate pace at which every stair receives a separate negotiation.
Kernell was
prosperitied
and took the stairs with one deliberate agreement per step.
prosperity doctrined
adj.
Drunk and convinced that balance is a reward granted to those who have faith in it.
Journiee was
prosperity doctrined
and blamed the staircase for withholding divine balance.
prosperity gospelled
adj.
Drunk to the point where each successful step is treated as evidence of personal favour.
Jaydi got
prosperity gospelled
and celebrated reaching the landing as a blessing.
prosperity theologied
adj.
Too drunk to credit remaining upright to anything except the rewards of having believed in one's own balance.
prospermatogoniumed
adj.
Drunk past the point of ordinary balance, dividing each movement into smaller, less successful attempts.
prosperousnessed
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where good fortune can be distinguished from leaning on furniture.
Jayn was
prosperousnessed
and called the bannister a fortunate investment.
prosphoraed
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes every movement arrive in two layers, neither quite aligned.
Angelica-rose was
prosphoraed
, speaking in two layers that never quite met.
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