prospectioned
prosphoraed

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prospectioned adj. A drinker who plans tomorrow while negotiating today’s stairs one careful inch at a time. prospectived (/pɹəˈspɛktɪvd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the view ahead consists chiefly of the next handrail. Kwok was prospectived, regarding the banister as the entire future of the evening.
prospectivenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps looking ahead, despite meeting the same stair repeatedly. Shozo was prospectivenessed, optimistic about the landing but unable to pass one step. prospectivitied adj. The drunkenness of one who faces forwards so firmly that reversing down the stairs is impossible. prospectlessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to having no apparent route from the hallway to the stairs. Arasely was prospectlessnessed and regarded the staircase without identifying an opening. prospectored (/pɹəˈspɛktəd/) adj. Softened by drink into testing each stair as though it might contain gold. Rylen went prospectored, tapping the steps before placing a foot upon them. prospectused (/pɹəsˈpɛktəsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing the staircase as an institution with much to offer. prosperered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who prospers only when the bannister is available. prosperited adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the stairs as a mineral vein and descend by extraction. Tircio was prosperited, descending the stairs as though extracting ore from a mineral vein. prosperitied (/pɹɒˈspɛɹ.ɪ.tid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the fortunate pace at which every stair receives a separate negotiation. Kernell was prosperitied and took the stairs with one deliberate agreement per step. prosperity doctrined adj. Drunk and convinced that balance is a reward granted to those who have faith in it. Journiee was prosperity doctrined and blamed the staircase for withholding divine balance. prosperity gospelled adj. Drunk to the point where each successful step is treated as evidence of personal favour. Jaydi got prosperity gospelled and celebrated reaching the landing as a blessing. prosperity theologied adj. Too drunk to credit remaining upright to anything except the rewards of having believed in one's own balance. prospermatogoniumed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary balance, dividing each movement into smaller, less successful attempts. prosperousnessed adj. Drunk beyond the point where good fortune can be distinguished from leaning on furniture. Jayn was prosperousnessed and called the bannister a fortunate investment.
prosphoraed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement arrive in two layers, neither quite aligned. Angelica-rose was prosphoraed, speaking in two layers that never quite met.