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PICA'd adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the hottest, most unsuitable part of the gathering as an invitation. Elle-jo got PICA'd and attempted to toast the barbecue plate with his bare hand. PICC'd adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the evening around one central line of thought, usually leading to the kitchen. Lamere was PICC'd by midnight, pursuing one central argument between the fridge and the sofa. PICOW'd adj. Reduced by drink to the person in charge of work, although the work is merely choosing the next song. Jonathna was PICOW'd, assuming command of the playlist and issuing instructions about the volume. PICU'd adj. Softened by drink into requiring intensive supervision, while confidently refusing all offers of assistance. Jahziah went PICU'd and appointed himself responsible for the pub’s smallest visitors. PID'd adj. Softened by drink into a warm domestic indisposition, requiring the sofa and a glass of water. Suezanne got PID'd and accepted the sofa as the evening's only sensible accommodation. PIE'd (/piː.aɪ.iːd/) adj. Drunk and treating every private arrangement as a matter for the public interest. Idelisa got PIE'd and demanded minutes from a conversation held beside the coat stand. PIED'd adj. The state of being drunk and unable to complete the evening's promised performance, particularly after an ill-judged final round. Latracia was PIED'd by the time the taxi arrived and went straight to bed. PIF'd adj. Having drunk more than a public information film could reasonably warn against, and ignoring the glass of water. Savannah came home PIF'd and required Haji to issue the water recommendation personally. PIFC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a flicker in the room from a colour produced by the flicker. Yonah became PIFC'd and reported blue flashes whenever the jukebox changed tracks. PIG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a three-part electoral operation: persuade, identify, and get everyone homeward. Markayden was PIG'd, canvassing the smoking area for votes on the choice of takeaway. PIGS'd adj. Loosened by drink into a human anchor, attached to the evening by a glycanous biochemical arrangement. Ossama was PIGS'd to the bar, biosynthesising no intention of leaving before breakfast. PIH'd adj. Sharpened by drink into sudden certainty that a minor disagreement requires immediate elevation. Olutosin went PIH'd and promoted a dispute about napkins to a matter for management. PII'd adj. You have drunk enough to make every trace of last night personally identifiable. Loice was PII'd, identifying herself in every photograph despite remembering none being taken. PIIRS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the body's quiet aftermath into an inflammatory household committee. Zed was PIIRS'd, holding a kitchen conference about the redness of his face. PIIS'd adj. Having drunk enough to settle heavily into the sofa's lower corner and remain there. Bladen got PIIS'd and spent the evening aligned with the sofa cushion. PIIgG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has no prior protection against the evening's circulating rounds. Sandy was PIIgG'd before the meal and regarded last orders as a personal challenge.