prosthecaed
prostied

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prosthecaed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire an appendage, usually a coat sleeve, containing borrowed cytosol. prosthesised (/pɹɒsˈθiːsɪsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the original equipment permits, and requiring an artificial substitute for judgement.
prosthetic grouped adj. Of a drinker: assembled round one non-alcoholic component, without which the whole evening fails to conjugate. prostheticianed adj. Of a drinker who has fitted the evening with several artificial supports and calls the arrangement stable. prostheticisted adj. A drinker who makes or fits artificial devices wherever ordinary coordination has ceased. Jazzalyn was prostheticisted, constructing a support from two menus and a scarf. prostheticked (/ˌpɹɑsˈθɛtɪkd/) adj. You are drunk and functioning by means of an artificial substitute for ordinary judgement. Orlah was prostheticked, using the coat rail as an auxiliary support and adviser. prosthetisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the body must be made or fitted with replacement parts. prosthioned adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning begins at the very front of every conversation. prosthodonticsed (/ˌpɹɑs.θəˈdɑn.tɪksd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of rebuilding last night's missing pieces before attempting breakfast. Sajjan got prosthodonticsed and reconstructed the evening from receipts and loose recollections. prosthodontisted adj. Drunk on the strength of replacing whatever parts of the evening have gone missing by morning. prosthogonimided adj. Drunk since last orders, and parasitic on the household until the morning's conditions improve. prosthologisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and fitting borrowed supports to a morning that no longer stands unaided. Zaiveon was prosthologisted, propping up breakfast with two coffees and a borrowed explanation. prosti-totted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake yesterday's fashionable confidence for a suitable morning manner. prostiboted adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering a mechanical approximation of charm to whoever is still listening. prostibuled adj. Still drunk, and treating the spare room as an establishment requiring discreet morning business. Yanai was prostibuled, receiving the kettle in the spare room with solemn professional courtesy.
prostied adj. Softened by drink into someone who treats the morning's ordinary arrangements as negotiable company. Donesha was prostied by nine, chatting warmly to the taxi driver about absolutely nothing.