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protectoured adj. Drunk on the strength of which the umbrella stand acquired a permanent personal guardian. protectressed (/pɹəˈtɛktɹɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to protect anyone except the dignity of a half-finished sandwich.
protectrixed adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself guardian of a handbag that belongs to nobody present. proteged adj. Drunk to a degree that requires an older, steadier person to guide you past the coat rack. protegeed adj. Drunk enough to seek feminine guidance from anyone who appears to have survived breakfast. Canary got protegeed and asked the neighbour to supervise her approach to the toaster. protegrinned adj. Having drunk enough to develop antimicrobial enthusiasm and wipe the table with a sleeve. Nancey got protegrinned and sanitised the table with conspicuous determination. proteided adj. Having drunk more than the evening could bind to any useful molecule, leaving only the non-protein part. Weslynn was proteided and spent ten minutes separating the gravy from its supposed companions. protein bindered adj. You are drunk and binding yourself specifically to whichever person is holding the crisps. protein chained adj. Of a drinker: linked in a long sequence from the bar to the taxi rank. Dequay was protein chained, connected to the bar by an orderly series of empty glasses. protein complexed adj. Of a drinker who has formed a stable association with two other people and a shared bowl of chips. Ladaesha was protein complexed with two strangers and an increasingly depleted bowl. protein domained adj. A drinker who has separated into independent functional regions, one at the bar and one looking for chips. protein isolated adj. Drunk to the extent of removing all the useful parts from the conversation and leaving everyone else with the residue. Treisa got protein isolated and reduced a dinner party to its essential awkwardness. protein kinased adj. Drunk on the strength of one person's encouragement, and phosphorylating every quiet acquaintance into an argument. Baird got protein kinased and turned Iakona's mild agreement into a full debate. protein phosphorylationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and binding every available companion into increasingly elaborate explanations. protein powdered adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering everyone a supplement to their conversation whether required or not.
protein shaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and vigorously combining people who had been managing perfectly well apart.
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