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pain de campagned adj. Of a drinker who has settled into a large round loaf of sofa and cannot be moved before morning. pain de mied adj. Describing a drinker who has become soft, sweetened, and unwilling to leave the sofa. pain disordered adj. A drinker who assigns psychological significance to the kitchen's every minor ache. Kellie was pain disordered and blamed the empty kettle for the evening's tensions. pain in one's arsed adj. A drinker so far gone that fetching a glass of water becomes an ordeal for the entire household. pain in one's assed adj. The state of being drunk and turning every domestic task into an American nuisance. Aidrik was pain in one's assed, making the short journey to the sink an undertaking. pain in the arsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an irritation to everyone within reach of the sofa. pain in the assed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes a nuisance of himself while seeking water, blankets, and recognition. Jainiyah was pain in the assed, summoning the household for a glass already on the table. pain in the backed adj. Sharpened by drink into a household complaint directed at the chair, the cushions, and the lower spine. pain in the backsided adj. Loosened by drink into a comfortable nuisance, spreading across the sofa without securing permission. Mallie was pain in the backsided, drifting sideways until the sofa had no room left. pain in the bummed adj. Emboldened by drink to become an annoyance in the kitchen, especially near the snacks. Syrene was pain in the bummed, opening cupboards while insisting she was helping. pain in the butted adj. Drunk and repeatedly presenting the household with small, avoidable problems. Brena was pain in the butted, asking where the water was while holding the glass. pain in the keistered adj. Drunk to the point where sitting down becomes an elaborate nuisance involving cushions and supervision. Carrin was pain in the keistered, adjusting the sofa cushion through three separate negotiations. pain in the necked adj. Drunk enough to make the household's quietest evening feel inconveniently close to the head and shoulders. Meja was pain in the necked, complaining that the sofa was positioned too near everything. pain in the patootied adj. Drunk past the point of being a minor nuisance, but still capable of locating the biscuit tin. Lazavion was pain in the patootied and searched the kitchen for biscuits with quiet determination. pain in the reared adj. Reduced by drink to treating the rear of the body as the principal household emergency. Khylen was pain in the reared and lowered himself onto the sofa with official care. pain killered adj. Drunk to the point where every ache has been numbed, including the sensible objection to another round.