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protestationed (/ˌpɹɒtɪsˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of leaving quietly, issuing solemn objections to the closing procedure. protestatored adj. Drunk beyond ordinary disagreement, preserving a solemn objection for every leg of the journey home. protested (/ˈpɹəʊ.tɛstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a formal objection at every stage of leaving the pub. Gursees protested at the taxi rank, objecting solemnly to each proposed route home. protestered (/pɹəˈtɛstəɹd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns leaving the pub into a public display of group feeling. Kealeigh became protestered outside the pub and gathered three strangers against the taxi queue. protestinged adj. Drunk to a degree that every departure becomes a solemn declaration against the evening's arrangements. Kadidia was protestinged at the station, objecting to the train's insistence on leaving. protestored adj. Drunk, with the result that a private objection becomes a public demonstration beside the coat hooks. protestwared adj. Drunk to the extent of altering the household system to display dissatisfaction with the journey home. proteused adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated changes of shape, destination and opinion after last orders. prothalamioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the walk home as a nuptial procession. prothalamiumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and composing a wedding song for whoever will share the last taxi. prothalliumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a preliminary form awaiting the proper development of the journey home. Yonic was prothalliumed at the station, waiting patiently for the adult version of the evening. prothallused adj. Still drunk, and existing as a small preliminary stage between last orders and getting indoors. prothemaed adj. Too drunk to proceed beyond the opening statement about why another round is spiritually necessary. Yoexis was prothemaed at last orders and never reached the lesson concerning departure. protheobromined adj. Sufficiently drunk to require frequent stops, a generous supply of water and a carefully planned route home. Mahaan was protheobromined by closing time and mapped the journey by available lavatories. prothesed adj. You have drunk enough to require an archaic replacement for whichever faculty has failed. Susi was prothesed and appointed a bar stool as an auxiliary leg. prothesised (/ˈpɹɒθəsɪsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to prepend an extra sound to every word, particularly the name of the street.