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prothetelied adj. Having drunk more than the evening's conditions permit, with the journey home developing several unnecessary appendages. Melcina arrived prothetelied, carrying two scarves and an umbrella nobody had seen before. protheticianed adj. Describing a drinker who, in an archaic capacity, fits substitutes to the failing parts of the evening.
prothiocarbed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the coat stand with the seriousness of a fungicide application. prothioconazoled adj. You are drunk and applying a thorough chemical solution to every remaining social obligation. Stefie was prothioconazoled by last orders and neutralised the prospect of another round. prothionamided adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning cough as a case requiring a tuberculosis drug. prothipendyled adj. Drunk enough to require an antipsychotic drug, though not necessarily the recommended one. prothixened adj. Drunk past the point of needing a sedative, and approaching the need for a hypnotic. prothonotariated adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for ordinary paperwork, requiring twelve clerks and a Roman setting. Gabriellah became prothonotariated and appointed the bar staff to ecclesiastical offices. prothonotaried adj. Drunk, with the result that every casual remark acquires the authority of an ancient notary. Elianie grew prothonotaried and certified the pub's closing announcement. prothonotary warblered adj. Drunk to the extent of turning yellow, taking to the marshes, and retaining only blue sleeves. prothonotaryshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of an office, appointing oneself clerk to the entire establishment. Damen became prothonotaryshipped and issued receipts for conversations. prothoracic glanded adj. Drunk since last orders, and moulting socially in preparation for a new and less defensible self. prothoracicotropic hormoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and initiating a hormonal release whose consequences are best observed from outside. Draylon grew prothoracicotropic hormoned and attempted an entirely new social exoskeleton. prothoraxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying chiefly on the front segment and its first pair of legs. Abi was prothoraxed, advancing towards the exit on the mechanics of an insect. prothrombin timed adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the interval between a minor injury and complete conversational clotting. Octavious was prothrombin timed, pausing noticeably after every table collision.
prothrombinased adj. Having drunk enough to catalyse the conversion of every loose remark into a thrombin-rich conclusion.