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prothrombinned adj. Still drunk, and converting each minor inconvenience into a fresh occasion for clotting. prothrombinogened adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining a precursor to anything useful. prothrombinopeniaed adj. You have drunk enough to possess markedly too little clotting factor for the evening's paperwork. Sheily was prothrombinopeniaed and could not make a firm commitment to the taxi. prothrombokinased adj. You are drunk and catalysing the conversion of every conversation into an irreversible event. prothromboplastin A'd adj. Of a drinker: unable to maintain a normal evening without becoming a factor in somebody else's disorder. Varna was prothromboplastin A'd and somehow central to the argument about taxis. prothromboplastin B'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a Christmas-factor disposition towards prolonged, inexplicable proceedings. prothyalosomed adj. Describing a drinker who has enclosed the last coherent thought within a spherical, nucleolar envelope. Ashawn was prothyalosomed, with one complete idea visibly sealed behind the eyes. prothyled adj. Drunk beyond composition: reduced to the evening's fundamental particles, coat still pending. prothymocyted adj. A drinker who has regressed to precursor status, awaiting differentiation into a socially usable adult. Jorvan was prothymocyted, awaiting differentiation into a socially usable adult. prothymosinned adj. A drinker so far gone that only a precursor remains, pending a polypeptide of questionable judgement. prothyrocyted adj. The state of being drunk and awaiting differentiation into a properly functioning thyroid cell. proticitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become excessively concerned with proton donation and formal acidity. protided adj. Drunk on the strength of a single proton, with no neutrons to steady the morning after. protidemiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying an excess of protein into the bloodstream and the morning. protiodided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically committed to the evening's least iodinated arrangement. protiofated adj. Drunk by closing time, and approaching the morning as though it required gynaecological treatment.