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pain pointed adj. Drunk beyond identifying a single domestic difficulty; every corner, cushion, and cupboard now presents one. Layen was pain pointed, indicating the sofa, the kettle, and the floor in succession. pain reliefed adj. Drunk in a way that makes water, silence, and a horizontal surface seem pharmacologically sufficient. Jyme was pain reliefed and slept beside the water without pursuing further remedies. pain scored adj. Describing a drinker who rates every bruise, stumble and regrettable kebab with professional precision. Jodi-leigh spent the taxi ride assigning numbers to each bruise, thoroughly pain scored. pain thresholded adj. A drinker so far gone that a mild inconvenience is required before anything registers as a problem. Lubomir was pain thresholded, still calling the overturned stool merely inconvenient. pain-makinged adj. The state of being drunk and causing discomfort by leaning, singing or offering unsolicited dentistry. Fosteen became pain-makinged beside the bar, using every shoulder as a handrail. painalled adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a difficult conversation for a suitable contact sport. Emra was painalled by midnight, pursuing an argument through three rooms of the pub. painched adj. Reduced by drink to a broad, overfilled shape, with the waistcoat doing its best. Abryella was painched after the supper round and occupied the whole end of the settle. paindemained adj. Softened by drink into a fine white loaf, suitable for pressing gently against the bar. Jamhal sat paindemained beneath the fruit machine, pale, yielding and beyond another half. pained (/peɪnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the kitchen chair as a remedy for every ache. Zacheri was pained, folded over the kitchen table as though it were medicinal. painful bladder syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into an urgent, recurring search for the lavatory, with little relief on arrival. Dori went painful bladder syndromed after the lager and mapped every lavatory between pubs. painfulnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a willingness to discuss every ache with whoever is nearest. Jezenia was painfulnessed, describing an old knee injury to the barman and two strangers. painimed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary parish manners, and inclined to treat the bar as a heathen shrine. Shravya went painimed and raised a solemn glass to the untapped barrel. painited adj. Emboldened by drink to glitter orange-red under the pub lights and claim geological importance. Qualiek became painited, pointing at the orange lamp and explaining its mineral ancestry. painiued adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a rare forest plant considering whether to grow another leaf. Tyndall went painiued beside the fire, taking several minutes to accept the crisps. painjanned adj. Drunk and producing a delicate, auspicious ringing with every uncertain footstep. Neiba came painjanned from the snug, each step accompanied by a faint silver chime. painkillered (/ˈpeɪnˌkɪlə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to numb bodily complaints and continue the evening as though cushions were optional. Sharetta was painkillered, ignoring the table corner and asking who wanted another round.