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protocoelomated adj. You have drunk enough to evolve from a simple pub presence into a creature with compartments. Wilbourn grew protocoelomated and assigned separate pockets to his keys, change and crisps. protocol stacked adj. Of a drinker: layered in successive pub procedures, each one depending on the one beneath. protocolaried adj. Drunk past the point of observing diplomatic rules, and now negotiating with the coat stand. protocoled (/ˈpɹəʊtəˌkɒld/) adj. You are drunk and producing an official record of the evening on every available beer mat. protocolisted adj. Drunk beyond preparing a coherent account of proceedings, though the napkin is extensively annotated. protocolizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every casual exchange acquires the solemnity of notarisation. protocollagened adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you in a preliminary, unaltered state, awaiting someone else's intervention. protocollisted adj. Drunk in a way that produces minutes for events nobody agreed to attend. Ana-eve became protocollisted and gave the crisps a numbered agenda. protoconched adj. Drunk to the extent of retreating into an original chamber, namely the nearest available coat. Dashae became protoconched and withdrew into the cloakroom for geological reasons. protoconed adj. Drunk on the strength of one prominent point, situated towards the front of the mouth and the conversation. Alishaba became protoconed, advancing one commanding point in every discussion, usually the wrong one. protoconided adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing from the front side of the mouth with misplaced confidence. protocontinented adj. Drunk by the third round, and showing early signs of becoming a substantial landmass. Marcusjames became protocontinented and occupied the sofa with continental authority. protoconuled adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a minor but persistent prominence between two larger opinions. Dasja grew protoconuled and inserted a small objection between the landlord and the taxi. protoconversationed adj. Still drunk, and communicating with the breakfast table through sounds, gestures and an uncertain intention. protocooperationed adj. Too drunk to require assistance, yet beneficially collaborating with the furniture regardless. protocormed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a compact, tuberous mass on the floor, awaiting a more ambitious form. Ieshia became protocormed beside the radiator, embryonic but firmly attached to the carpet.