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protomylonited adj. Of a drinker who has retained the original texture of the evening while most surrounding intentions have been ground away. protomyofibroblasted adj. Drunk beyond developing, in due course, into a person capable of repairing the furniture. protomythed adj. Drunk in a way that supplies the first unreliable account of an evening later exaggerated into legend. proton captured adj. Drunk to the extent of being absorbed into whichever group happens to be nearest. proton haloed adj. Drunk on the strength of a loosely attached entourage, making the person appreciably wider than expected. proton numbered adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning every person present an atomic identity for administrative purposes. proton pump inhibitored adj. Still drunk, and partially suppressing every mechanism by which conversation might otherwise proceed. Kataryna became proton pump inhibitored and reduced the party's exchanges to occasional nods. proton pumped adj. Drunk by the third round, and transporting positive charges across every available social membrane. proton transferred adj. Sufficiently drunk to pass responsibility, blame and conversational acidity from one person to another. proton-pump inhibitored adj. Too drunk to permit the usual social machinery to operate at full capacity. proton-pumped adj. Drunk by closing time, and transporting positive charges across every available social membrane. Shiala was proton-pumped, passing cheerful charges between strangers until closing time. protonationed (/ˌpɹoʊtəˈneɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining neutral in any discussion. Jeaden became protonationed and turned every mild observation into a positively charged assertion. protoncogened adj. Of a drinker: carrying the harmless beginnings of an evening that may become considerably less harmless. protonemaed adj. You have drunk enough to extend yourself in fine, branching conversational filaments across the room. Ariful grew protonemaed and connected the bar, the piano and an unrelated birthday party. protoneodioscinned adj. You are drunk and chemically specific about matters which previously required no classification. Jessica-mai became protoneodioscinned and gave the crisps a steroidal taxonomy. protoneogracillinned adj. Of a drinker: chemically particular, socially delicate and no longer robust under ordinary questioning.